I may be kinda crazy, but I'm happy, so that makes it better.
so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him
I love lana del rey
a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
this is what they thought 2015 would be like in the 80s
i’m sorry we have failed you
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
A grape, wearing a raspberry.
I am froot.
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
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